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I stood by the door, holding the box of Valentines. The overwhelming smell of sugar hits me when I arrive at the cookie store. As my way of adding lightheartedness to this overrated holiday, I pass out cutsie cards to workers diligently creating the 3,000 delicacies for lovers. These unappreciative souls grumble. How dare them As I struggle with hearts, big red lips, and goofy expressions, I notice a lonely upside-down cookie on the baking sheet. A crack runs up its middle. My fellow workers think I’ve lost it when I become hysterical. "Doesn’t this look like a backside?" I ask. "This is what I think of V-day," and write, "Happy Valentine’s Day Buttface." They all agree.
Martha Lancaster is a transplanted Coloradian from Tennessee and loves the mountains. She skiis, hikes, bikes, and loves the outdoors. She is a retired graphic artists and works part time for Pikes Peak writers as Administrator/Registrar and graphic artist. She writes childrens books and middle grade mysteries. She has two grown children and two grandchildren. © 2007 Martha Lancaster. Original for CCF (Lancaster grants CCF first electronic rights for one month; CCF may archive the material indefinitely and include it in an eBook anthology). © 1998-2008 Children Come First. All rights reserved.Top of Page |