| Source: Children Come First http://www.childrencomefirst.com/surprise.shtml Contests On the way to grandma's house, Jack crossed paths with somebody he did not want to see. His whole body was rattling with terror. His face was deadly pale. "Aw Chuck! This is not a good time. Do it another time, okay?" Jack said. Jack knew that every time Chuck saw him, he would get an atomic wedgie. "Hey Jack! If you want me to give you the worst wedgie of your life tomorrow, you are crazy! Just for saying that, I will give you an ultra atomic wedgie and kick your butt!" Chuck said. Jack made a dash for his grandma's house but Chuck was in hot pursuit right behind his tail. Jack was almost there. Then, using all of his natural instincts, he wheeled around and gave Chuck the slimiest wet willie ever! "Augh!" Chuck cried in disgust. Jack took his chance of escape and bolted to his destination. He was starting to hyperventilate. Jack's mind was swirling. He was not used to hyperventilating. Jack ripped open the door and, instead of greeting him warmly, his grandma attacked him with the worst wet willie and wedgie of his whole life.
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