"Beware of man eating Turkey." the sign said, and Saghir shook in his boots.
"How can a simple man devour a whole country?" The thought penetrated the short little man's brain. The sign had to be wrong.
He had heard stories, of course, but they couldn't be true. People really didn't eat other people. Saghir looked one more time at the sign. The "T" in Turkey was wrong. It should have been lowercase.
"Ah, the bird, the gobbler..." Saghir smiled and turned, bumping right into the giant's shoe.
Ron Heimbecher, writing as Ron Lynch Chalice, is the author of Kiss the Breath of Sunset and Batting Practice. Visit his website at www.ronchalice.com. Ron tells us that he makes stuff up. Search the CCF site under "Ron Chalice" for other stories he's made up and submitted to CCF.
© 2007 Ron Chalice. Original for CCF (Chalice grants CCF first electronic rights for one month; CCF may archive the material indefinitely and include it in an eBook anthology).